Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I Stand Corrected...


Thanks to those of you who are still faithfully checking in with our slow moving blog. Now, in breaking news we bring you developments from, well, two weeks ago. First, I must confess that I wrongfully slandered Uhaul. Their slogan is not "Adventures in Moving" but rather "America's Moving Adventure." Secondly, the trip went off without a hitch (pun intended). Due to my Dad's inability to relax, sit, and/or sleep when there is road to be covered, we decided to leave Wednesday night instead of Thursday morning. We made a pretty good haul and stopped at a brand new Holiday Inn Express in Tuscaloosa. We enjoyed a tasty (free) breakfast and hit the road, stopping for lunch in Rayville, LA for lunch (for us and the Tahoe). There we found a little spot by the name of Big John's Steak and Seafood. We pretty much had to eat there since my dad has been referred to as "Big John" in our circles for several years. This is one of those places where a person could spend an entire week's Weight Watchers points by walking in and inhaling too deeply. We enjoyed the hot lunch buffet, complete with a fried meat from every living animal. The clientele consisted mostly of dirty construction workers or retired "ladies who lunch." The manager was very friendly, and invited us back next time we're "passing through." We give Big John's four stars. The final photo from our trip was taken at exit 48, Pearl, Mississippi, where Christy, Lisa, and I once huddled in a hallway with a couple dozen ladies on their church retreat in a tornado watch. Good times. Well, stay tuned for more THRILLING adventures (if you can stand anymore excitement)...

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Hang in there...

Don't give up on us just yet! I am still in the early stages of figuring this blog business out. I think I did manage to fix it so that you don't have to use a blogger account to leave us a comment. I am also working on posting some pictures from the trip, but I am a little nervous about allowing my camera to fraternize with what is surely a diseased library computer. Anyway, we appreciate your patience and would like to remind you of our money back guarantee* while you wait.
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The "Adventure" Begins

Since we are getting ready to hit I-20 for the first of several times on our journey to Dallas, we thought this would be the right time to start our blog. We have rented a U-Haul trailer to pull behind my (Alisha's) Dad's Tahoe on Thursday. Now, I have noticed on more than one occasion that U-Haul likes to use the slogan "Adventures in Moving" and I find that a little unsettling. Here are the definitiones of adventure:
ad·ven·ture ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-vnchr)n.
An undertaking or enterprise of a hazardous nature.
An undertaking of a questionable nature, especially one involving intervention in another state's affairs.
An unusual or exciting experience: an adventure in dining.
Participation in hazardous or exciting experiences: the love of adventure.
A financial speculation or business venture.

"Adventure" does not sound as appealing as "easy moving" or "the joy in moving." "Adventure," I'm afraid, could easily be paraphrased "Mishaps in Moving" or "DidyoueverexpectTHATtogowrong? Moving." In fact, I am pretty sure that I do not want any of the above definitions involved in my moving experience. Maybe we should have rented a Penske truck instead...